Weakly Quote and Image Archive

David and pal at Bike Week:

"You can use my bottoms but I want them back as soon as you are finished!"

A restaurant owner to LISA:

"Lisa, can you send us a poster of you and David so we can hang them for your upcoming duo shows?"

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"That guy Larry who comes to see Mama Kicks....was he ever in movies?"

Lisa speaking about her trip to Mexico this past week:
"I picked up some wonderful style ideas from their culture."

EXTRA! A typical 2009-2010 MAMA KICKS FAN!

G-Man as actor "James Whitmore" this past Halloween.

David to Gardner:

"Hey G! Nice sock. (singular)"

Happy Birthday America!

"I thought feathered hair was cool." - Anonymous

"Wait until Gardner opens his eyes!"

Lisa, trying to create a new style that may "Catch On" with the kids!

Sorry folks, don't have a quote this week....only a photo.

(This was the week of the Swine Flu Fiasco....Oh, we mean the "101 D-BS-501-888N Flu" )

From a dancer at a Mama Kicks show this past weekend:

"If Little Joe here tries another backend thrust while I am dancing,
I AM GONNA SNIP HIM!"

This week we have an observation photo! Two very young females "texting" at a Mama Kicks show. We could only make out one line. Can anyone help?

Gardner Berry :

"I Remember When Rock Was Young... "

A fan asking David a question:

"Hey, who is that happy dude that comes to a lot of your shows? "

Lisa, at our James Montgomery/J.Geils show at the Brimmer this week:

"Is J. Geils the one with the brown shoes....with the tassels?"

David to Lisa this past Wednesday night at The Brimmer:
"Who's playing guitar tonight?

"She's Still Crying." This came from one of the bouncers at the Derryfield as he gave us an end-of-the-night status update regarding a young, very drunk lady (girl?) who erroneously instigated a discussion of Hip Hop music (rage?) and it's culture (gangs?) with David and why Mama Kicks should perform this music (crap?).

(Note: David's NON PC, honest approach to what ails music, our youth and society (government?), in general, IN NO WAY reflects the opinions of anyone else in the band.)

A 75 year old woman to David:

"Oh.....dip me!"

G-Man waiting for 'Stiller & Meara' (Lisa and Richard?) to break down their gear:

"When the Hell is Chris coming back?"

At Whippersnappers:
David: "Geees, that's quite an onion!"

David (who else,) as we packed the truck in the blizzard on Friday:
"G, I'm outta here. There's just a few small things left."

Note: I have placed this image along with clarifications to protect my dignity of which may have been compromised in Gardner Berry's weekly Mama Kicks Newsletter.

~D. Stefanelli

David and Chris with director Martin Scorsese at a private party this past week.
David: "Marty!"

G-Man to David: "Hey, the liquor Commissioner is here."
David's reply: "What, does he want to sit in? "

G-Man to David onstage at the Derryfield - "We're not mad at you, we just don't like you all that much."

A fan to guest musician Michael Troy on singing an Elton song:
"Dude, really, let me sing I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT DA BLUES...you won't be sorry!!!! "

A crowd of angry Karaoke fans after realizing Gardner is performing solo:
"Whatta you mean there's no karaoke?  Gimme a book! We need a book! "

David To Gardner after witnessing G eating cannoli at a private party right after he ate chili, Hungarian stew, corn chowder, bread, cheese, and Jack Daniels: "How is it you don't weigh 800 LBS.???"

David To Gardner after Italian bass player extraordinaire, JIM Bada Bing sat in with Mama Kicks at the Black Brimmer : "It's about time we had another Italian up here. I'm friggin' tired of playing with just you gavones! "

David to Gardner: "Where the frig did you get that shirt??? Frank Gorshin?"